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Polishing Cloth

Monster Oil LLC

$5.95
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SKU:
FD-R4XW-HLK3
UPC:
753510100097
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Polishing Cloth - Microfiber

Your horn is just not shiny enough…yet. It appears that you’re in need of one-hundred-fourty-four square inches of lint-free, double-fleeced, microfiber glory.

Choose any color you want - as long as it’s red.

ALTERNATIVE USES:
Decorative lunchtime bib, sleeping bag for pet rock, cape for very small matador, floppy origami sheet, make your own pants (18 cloths should be enough). Choose your own adventure, folks.

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